{"slip": { "id": 170, "advice": "Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Want to hear a chimney joke?","punchline":"Got stacks of em! First one's on the house","id":150}
{"fact":"Some cats have survived falls of over 65 feet (20 meters), due largely to their \u201crighting reflex.\u201d The eyes and balance organs in the inner ear tell it where it is in space so the cat can land on its feet. Even cats without a tail have this ability.","length":249}
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{"fact":"Cats come back to full alertness from the sleep state faster than any other creature.","length":85}
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{"type":"standard","title":"John Mathison","displaytitle":"John Mathison","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6247156","titles":{"canonical":"John_Mathison","normalized":"John Mathison","display":"John Mathison"},"pageid":23062724,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5b/John_Mathison%2C_1959.jpg/330px-John_Mathison%2C_1959.jpg","width":320,"height":423},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5b/John_Mathison%2C_1959.jpg","width":526,"height":695},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1142729144","tid":"4065650e-ba2e-11ed-b894-b4b056ba314d","timestamp":"2023-03-04T01:45:33Z","description":"New Zealand politician (1901–1982)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Mathison","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Mathison?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Mathison?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:John_Mathison"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Mathison","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/John_Mathison","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Mathison?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:John_Mathison"}},"extract":"John Mathison was a New Zealand politician of the Labour Party. He was famed for his skills as a chairman and well known for his \"unmistakably Scottish\" accent, eloquent speeches and dry sense of humour.","extract_html":"
John Mathison was a New Zealand politician of the Labour Party. He was famed for his skills as a chairman and well known for his \"unmistakably Scottish\" accent, eloquent speeches and dry sense of humour.
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{"type":"programming","setup":"I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...","punchline":"...but you might not get it.","id":71}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?","punchline":"A metro-gnome","id":204}
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{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}
{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?","punchline":"It just wasn't their type anymore.","id":447}