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The flight-deck cruiser was a proposed type of aircraft cruiser,, designed by the United States Navy during the Interwar period. Several designs were proposed for the type, but none were approved for construction. The final design was developed just before World War II, and the entry of the United States into the war saw the project come to an end.
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{"type":"standard","title":"János Halmos","displaytitle":"János Halmos","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q18421209","titles":{"canonical":"János_Halmos","normalized":"János Halmos","display":"János Halmos"},"pageid":51634084,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ae/Halmos_J%C3%A1nos_Erd%C3%A9lyi.jpg/330px-Halmos_J%C3%A1nos_Erd%C3%A9lyi.jpg","width":320,"height":548},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ae/Halmos_J%C3%A1nos_Erd%C3%A9lyi.jpg","width":680,"height":1164},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1278726757","tid":"0d76336c-f8c1-11ef-9cd6-2cb01669d0ea","timestamp":"2025-03-04T06:22:31Z","description":"Hungarian Lawyer and Politician","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%A1nos_Halmos","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%A1nos_Halmos?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%A1nos_Halmos?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:J%C3%A1nos_Halmos"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%A1nos_Halmos","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/J%C3%A1nos_Halmos","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%A1nos_Halmos?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:J%C3%A1nos_Halmos"}},"extract":"János Halmos was a Hungarian lawyer and councillor, who served as Mayor of Budapest between 1897 and 1906.","extract_html":"
János Halmos was a Hungarian lawyer and councillor, who served as Mayor of Budapest between 1897 and 1906.
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